You probably already knew the San Francisco 49ers are a good bet to euthanize the Dolphins this Sunday. But what you surely didn’t know is Niners quarterback Colin Kaepernick has an 110 pound pet turtle. Nice clean pet.
Per the San Francisco Chronicle:
Colin has a pet tortoise named Sammy. At first, he could hold Sammy in the palm of his hand. Now Sammy weighs more than 100 pounds and eats the backyard.
Fins fans desperate for a win this week may want to take Sammy for a little five hour joy ride between the hours of 3 and 8 on Sunday. Get in the young fellas head and maybe the teal and orange will have a chance.